A Couple went to a wishwell
Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish.
Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well.
Husb. shouted
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Happy Christmas !
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A Couple went to a wishwell
Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish.
Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well.
Husb. shouted
WoWww
IT WORKS
Happy Christmas !
TIPS 4 Boys-
If You Marry One Girl, She Will Fight WITH You.
If You Marry Two Girls, They Will Fight FOR You…
Think Different…!:-)
Merry Christmas !
Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
But understand nothing.
Happy Christmas !
World ’s shortest jokes:
Two Women sitting quietly!
Two pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
YOU are so beautiful.
Merry Christmas !!!
Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!
Happy Christmas !
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
Happy Christmas !
What’s An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
Happy Christmas !
Girl:It’s too tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly
Gal:Push it in
Boy:Ah..I can’t
Girl:It’s painful
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING.
Merry Christmas !
A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym:
“I want to impress beautiful girls,which machine should I use?”
Trainer:
“Sir,Use the ATM machine..”
Happy Christmas !
Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying
Her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said “I could not work out what size her nose was!
What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil?
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you die?
Answer: Nothing!
Q: Where do Santa’s reindeers like to stop for lunch?
A: Deery Queen.
Q. Does Santa like to garden?
A. Of course! He gets to Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!
Q. What do elves learn in Grade 1?
A. The elf-abet.
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
“Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?”
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino’s for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him:-
‘Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?’
Q. What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
A. It looks like rain, dear!
Q. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A. A snowball!
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