All Christmas Wishes

There has been only one Christmas — the rest are anniversaries.

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.

Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.